"Hardcore-By-Death Savants"

Damning evidence of our stupidity has been published in this month's Maximum Rock N Roll. Pick up a copy and be sure to visit our bud Vyle Nixon, who conducted the interview, for extras including an intimate shot from the Gay Wendys in Phoenix and a flattering photo of Kirk from his Mom's private collection.

Gonna be laying low for the next month but we'll be back in January for a big blowout with WALLS, NEEDLES, and some other shiz in Oakland, and again in SF during a visit from Chris Erba's infamous AVON LADIES. Til then, here are some candid moments from the magazine photo shoot, taken by Jenny Angelilo.

Stay tuned, ya turkeys.